Here goes some poems made in English by me I didnt find ALL my poems yet, many were in old copybooks, hard to find ok :( But i promise that this txt file will be updated quite often (well i hope so :) At first u can read my NEW poems.... = = = = = SHE = = = = = = Hope you`ll never have SUCH kind of experience :\ I like her eyes, i like her beauty, hair We once were friends, she left me, thats unfair We had those times we loved each other But now she says: dont even bother I recently can see her in the street And suddenly my heart starts fast to beat I wonder if she still remembers me, If yes, then, didnt she forgot word - we? I called her once, her voice was ice She said that "All was kind of nice, But..." there is always but, i hate this word Sometimes i want to hang up on a cord. I need forget her, need abstraction Iam playing games under affection Sometimes they make me somewhat happy But, well, whatever, life is crappy. = = = = = Depression = = = = Study sux, all know that, so here is the poem :P I know nothing just sit here, Exam is going, deadline is near Its waste of time, it has no sense University sux, iam tired of offense I didnt pass exam for a 3rd time, I dont want to study, it is not a crime All the time people say what you Have to do, I hate life, i hate world and those people too. If I`ll ever pass this university shit, Then army, work, another "leet" I`ll be sitting in silence being old man Nobody will need me, and the end is Amen. So what is the purpose we all people live In pain and in suffer, nothing more life can give To make children, grow them up and then die? I cant see any goal, and i can only cry... = = = = How to warm up in winter = = = = Wanted to make a poem about winter (it was -35 C outside :) but suddenly made poem about elma :) I look in the window, i can see only snow Some frozen people, iced cars in a row Its cold in apartement, my hands shaking a bit I turn on my computer and then i just sit. Computer warmed up, booted Windows and all The wheel of my mouse is starting to roll Browsed my harddrive, entered some dir Named Elastomania, i drank some cold beer. Elma was launched, fun just began Started playing warm up, omg, not again I forgot about winter, i forgot about all Too see sign "Best Time!" is my only goal! = = = = Wonder = = = = Even dunno where i got idea for that poem, well just it was like flash and i began to write the following nonsense :) Hi All! I will tell you about wonderful thing It is life, it is main in every living being You swim in the river, wash your hands It brings life to all the lands. It can make u happy, it can make u sad Some people dont mind it and that is bad Toxins, pollution, omg, geez I think iam ready to join GreenPeace :) = = = = Dedicated to Cloud = = = = weee, cloud rulze :P I cant believe it it, iam not lying I dunno how, but iam flying Screwing clouds, touching sky When i woke up i just thought "why"? = = = = Morning = = = = Just had depression again :) What the Hell And what the fuck, Ringing bell, New day just suck. Dont want to wake Cuz need to sleep, I start to shake, Stop fucking beep! The buzzer crashed, My hand feels pain, Then something splashed, It is just rain. The sky is grey, I cant see sun, This day is gay, My sleep had gone. I went to bathroom, Washed my head. All is so boring, Feel like dead. But, after that, I suddenly remembered That, oh my god, I have the game named Elma. I ran to my room, Power button pressed. But then i heard BOOM! Power supply crashed. I stood near table Shocked and paralized And could see fired cable, I was demoralized. But i hear some sound, I wonder what it means, OMG, thats my buzzer! I hate those bad dreams. PS: You read the poem i wrote, And maybe even liked it, i hope But if its not enough, Then you can read it from above. FROM THAT POINT U CAN READ MY VERY OLD POEMS, SOME ARE REALLY VERY OLD :P Almos all of them are small (4 line) but i made them just for fun to kill time during lections, dont blame me if they suck too hard :) = = = = You Suck aka Waste of Siemen = = = = My note from very old copy book: You are just a mentally slow dullard sqaulid sprained sprat :) I know you are shit, So I`ll beat you a bit You`ll be buried in cave And I`ll piss on your grave = = = = Dedicated to Yutik = = = = Hope you know that my cat is the best in da world, but its old now a bit so i sell it by parts.... :p Stupid, farty and fat cat, Why dont u go to bed? If you`ll not, i`ll kick your ass, Because you are just a mess = = = = Exit = = = = Well usual.. :) Searching for the exit I just need a guide You will not believe it I want to suicide = = = = Elma = = = = January 2002, my writings on lection: I think that i`am ill, ok, maybe i`am even going crazy. Elma. Just 4 letters but how many emotions. Its now the only one goal in my life. Its bad, its even very bad, i know, damn i`am ill, no doubt, but i dont care :) It happened some years ago I went to Ezh to play some Quake But neighboors didnt want or so And we did nothing but just wait But then a brilliant idea! To search his lan mate hard disk drive And Elma suddenly appeared It was like awesome and deep dive We played on Warm Up for some time Pashka`s time! it was a crime! We played again, my brain was boiled That was beginning of the hoyl. I brought it home, I was crazy Played only elma, no lazy 15:30 and so on So what the hell was going on? Months were passing day by day I beated records, yeah, hurray! I was the first, i was on fire Total 1 hour! i was crying But then one cruel but cool day I saw the moposite replay I was a shock, it was the pain I had been beaten and just slained. That poem was much longer but i lost paper where i had the rest :( = = = = 1st of September = = = = Omg, hate school everybody ok! The shit begins When belly rings = = = = The very first poem = = = = it was really first :) Something i need Iam not greed I need a racoon Hope to get it soon = = = = The lecture = = = = Hmm i think that was 2nd :)) I`am sitting on a lecture And want to kill that lecturer He is just a motherfucker And ofcourse he is a sucker = = = = Tekken = = = = Kinda played tekken a lot that times i guess.. What the hell is going on? I had a dream that i`am Gon, And i want to be that Paul, He is the rulezest of all! = = = = Shit = = = = Poem`s name tells everything... My girlfriend likes to kiss My kitten likes to piss I know iam writing shit Ok, sorry a bit = = = = The glitch and the bug = = = = I was SERIOSLY glitching while writing that poem :) The bug is not the glitch The glitch is not a bug And if u want to glitch Then go and eat the bug = = = = Greenday = = = = Just wanted to make a poem about my fav punk rock band GreenDay, poem sucks but THEY still rule :P Some day I`ll get up And will get all my scrab And going on roadway I`ll think " its is Greenday" = = = = The last poem = = = = Well it was the last poem of my first day of poems :) This is the last I want it fast This is the end I`ll be damned = = = = Bad Day = = = = Even nice a bit, small bit thou :) If you`ll ask whats today? I will answer - its bad day And ofcourse you`ll ask me why? Cause i want and cannot fly! = = = = Exchange = = = = Ahh, girls, girls, girls :) She is pretty, but also dumb She has figure but no brain I think her father is Forrest Gump But if she`ll get ME, what does she gain? = = = = Phylosophy = = = = Omg, i thought that was my best poem :) Cracking nuts and making holes, It is my life? Maybe, who knows Our world is just a place Which we all have to erase HERE ARE SOME INSTANT POEMS I MADE DURING CHAT IN #ACROSS :P 1. [21:50:34] omg i did a crap, now i will get some slap [21:50:37] * darm slaps darm around a bit with a large trout 2. [21:49:16] Iam alone, so i want to drink some rome [21:49:17] But i hate alcohol, so i will just do lol 3. [02:43:58] ciph sux at even bounce back, so he just need to grab his bag, then go to finland, find that cloud, and give him some damn shotgun round 4. [02:04:51] OMG iam talking to cloud [02:04:56] That is why iam so proud [02:05:02] Also here is bastard ciph [02:05:11] He just suck at counter - strife :D 5. [02:08:52] Cloud went to take dog out [02:08:58] And iam laughing out loud [02:09:06] Cuz at street he`ll meet some gays [02:09:14] They will rape him, thats hurrays I have crap English ofcourse but whatever Plz say me if u notice some mistakes Thanks Darm