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That section is mostly done by EzhikuS.
Here goes some basic official info:
Real name: Inozemtsev Danil Ivanovich
Nick name: DarMoeD, DaMneD, Dm, Dude, Duke and all other words starting with
D, but basic is DarMoeD or DMD for short.
Place of existence: The Russian Federation, Republic of Chuvashia, Chebocksary,
pr. Traktorostroitelei, 48, 369.
Mail index: 428028
Moment of truth: 22.09.1982, 6.52 p.m.
e-mails: darmoed@nightmail.ru, darmoed@chuvsu.ru
Playing Elma since spring 2001.
Favourite levels: Warm Up, The Steppes, Loop-de-Loop, HeadBanger, Pipe, Freefall,
Downhill, Hangtight.
Disliked: Uphill Battle, Gravity Ride, Upside Down, Hangman, RampFrenzy, Enduro.
Interests: Elma :), comps, music (punk rock - GreenDay, Blink182, etc...), other
games (Baldurs Gate 1,2, Neverwinter Nights, NFSs, Quake2, Worms1, PuzzleBobble,
StarControl, MoorHuhn, UGH!...)
Home animals: plenty of cockroaches (Russia, don`t forget about it :):) and
a huge monstrous, very fat and ugly - my cat named Yutik.
Some comments on official info:
1) In spite of the fact that Danil used a lot of nicknames during gamer`s
career, since DarMoeD had been discovered, it become the only nick for him.
For those who is not acquainted with the great and mighty russian language DarMoeD
means SpoNgeR (his opinion) or FreeLoaDeR (mine):).
2) Place of our existence is just the city named Cheboksary on the bank
of the Volga-river, it`s the longest river in whole Russia and the second in
Europe. This place is kind a province, inet is expensive here blah-blah...
3) You`d better watch his legendary genetically mutated cat here, he is
so fat that almost everybody asks if he is pregnant :), and also he can`t have
sex with another cats coz` obviously afraids of this - YUTIK`s
picture!!! and Another YUTIK`s picture!!!
Totally truthful DarMoeD`s biography:
Umm..., I`m gonna write it step by step, always updating all the information that was skipped or permanently forgotten. Also here I`m gonna describe his way to the top of the world, where is he now!
About four years ago I met Danil for the first time, and now we are best friends. We were going to the same school, and we both were just crazy about computer games and stuff, but DarMoeD already`ve had a computer - it was Pentium-200/32/S3Virge2Mb... . We have spent a huge amount of time playing this monstrous machine! Even being so young DarMoeD seemed to me too fanatic about games, he played almost every game better than everyone, practicing and wasting time on serious practice without any regret! I guess, playing computer since his early ages mutated him, I bet he can sit behind his beloved constantly upgraded computer for a couple of days and it`s not the limit! That`s how it was going untill at least I`ve earned enough money to buy my own computer in the spring of 2001, coz` parents were pissed off about me always sitting at DMD`s flat. After i`ve bought my comp, we`ve made the network between the computers in my house, and here came that historical moment - i was connected with the guy named Van and DarMoeD`s elastomania career and all Elasta popularity in our city is due to him! One perfect day, kicking Van`s ass in Quake2 :) (this is my favourite game i play not worse that DMD playes Elasta) and then browsing his HDD we`ve found ElastoMania. We played Across but not very seriously, and we`ve noticed that this game contains exactly the same levs but only with the great graphics improvement! Since that it started the ElastoMania age in our and especially DarMoeD`s life!
Also, during this time DarMoeD`s computer was unable to work coz` his Duron (cpu) was crashed, that`s why we were hanging out at my place for almost the whole summer till DarMoeD had got new cpu. We were playing Elasta and it was fun. Another step closer to get mad on this game was that DarMoeD had downloaded Moposite`s internal levels` replays. We were totally amazed and even shocked, and i guess this was the time when we decided to do something like these guys did on Moposite. We were playing and playing and competing, it was continiuing for a very long time, our times got better and better! Than i decided ti use the style of the downloaded WarmUp Moposite`s replay and had beaten Van`s record! Than DarMoeD repeated the same style and after beating each others record for a couple of times i`ve made something loke 14:3x, DarMoeD played it for two or three days and got SUCKcessed! I was pissed off that he simply hoyled that lev and since that moment i am playing Elasta simply to make him happy coz` he gets mad coz` of the happiness that some1 plays Elasta:). I had no wish to continue competing with him in this game where the lack of a free time ment that i`m a looser! This was the breakout period for him, coz` i guess he has got the pleasure, coz` he achieved his aim and had me beaten! This thing pleasures him so much , so that he became play Elasta seriously. I think this is the main thing that mades him so strong playing any computer games and this is the main thing i`ve learned from him - Competition and concurrency is like an air for people like us, coz` we were always not just playing games and had fun, but competing and trying to became the best. We always were doing everything to become the best, so i`m sorry that he have chosen this game, coz` all fathers of ElastoMania can go outside and have a break! AFAIK, he already kicks their ass, playing Elma since spring 2001.
Since spring 2002 DarMoeD`s became the huge Elastomaniac, but it hadn`t required from him some changes in his style of life, coz` he was always been an extremal gamer! The only thing that changed was his interest, now he`s TOTALly interested only in Elma, everything else just sucks and doesn`t worth any attention for him. Speaking truthfully he plays Elma the whole day during almost all the summer 2002, and the only look at his flat will make you cry :) - everything`s made just for improving the times and nothing else. It`s a bit uncool for me watching him doing nothing but playing Elma but i hope he`s gonna make every1 believe that he`s the best ElastoManiac ever, and gonna chill out about Elma and all that stuff!
Here are some photos to take a look into:
DarMoeD`s usual condition - as a real patriot, DarMoeD always dresses in
Russian`s army uniform b4 he starts to play Elma! As you can see he`s totally
physically normal coz` as i told you he has mutated and so many hours of sitting
beside the computer has no affect, except joy and pleasure of the Best Time!
string on the green ElastoMania game backgroung screen!
DarMoeD`s computer inside out, while it`s working
- actually DarMoeD`s a pro in computers and all that stuff, and he`s computer
is always being upgraded and improving... During the last half of year all the
improvements are about Elma only!
DarMoeD`s place, where he spends most of his lifetime,
beating WRs and improving his total! Total comment about his special computer`s
hardware configuration is coming in this section soon!
DarMoeD`s living room`s Wall, totally screwed
up by him! Being young and the greatest russian gamefan ever, he had cutted
different pictures and stuff from game-magazines and using super-glue
(!!!) made his living room look like this 4ever! No1 cares about it, so, of
course DMD was punished, but happy! Look at the picture and ask yourself if
you are crazy about games enough to make the best room of your flat look like
this:)!
Full DarMoeD`s Hardware:
Here you can get an exclusive full information on DarMoeD`s hardware, and also i`m gonna explain some of his tricks and benefits of using some of the computer stuff in professional playing elma game!
Brief Full DarMoeD`s current Hardware:
Computer Case - INWIN A-500 300W w/noise killer - for extremal stability, power
and low noise, coz` DMD is always very concentrated, playing elma!
MotherBoard - ASUS A7V-133C - for extremal stability and reliability, to not
to hang up while he`s going on beating another WR:)
CPU - AMD Athlon 1333 - usually being set up by DarMoeD as 1000Mhz or even less
than that to not to compromise system`s stability.
CPU cooler - ThermalTake 6Cu+ - damn this thing, it produces 90% of DarMoeD`s
system`s noise! Upgrade`s coming!
HDD IBM AVVA 80 Gb - to store all the replays and stuff about elasta!
PalitDaytona GeForce2Pro 32Mb - for his specific VSync and DirectX 2D features!
SB Live! 5.1 - for it`s true realistic sound reflection of the elma bike`s motor
and another terrific elma sounds!
Acoustic system - a couple of the 2x8W Genius speakers and a single russian
legendary RadioTechnika S-30 series woofer for the KickingAss Sub-Frequiences
sound, but, eh, upgrade`s coming.
ViewSonic 17PS-2 professional series monitor - i guess 1 of the main reasons
of DarMoeD`s secret! No, monitor`s not playing instead of him.
DarMoeD`s playing Elma 640x480@150Hz (!!!), so his nuclear genetically mutated
eyes (specially the left one) can see every pixel definite and full-colored
and he never gets tired and his eyes either coz` 150Hz refresh rate kicks ass!
So, i guess, this is 1 of the main tricks by DarMoeD!
Mitsumi Ergo Classic PS/2 Keyboard - DarMoeD enhanced it with removing all the
keys except the keys he`s using playing elma - so only 12 keys are left on his
keyboard during all the summer! When i`ve seen it i just thought DMD went out
of his mind, well, but it was just to make himself play elma only! The way to
becoming Elma`s Jesus goes through lots of sufferings and only the best of us,
the chosen one is able to reach the unbelievable!
IBM Scroll PS/2 Mouse - probably going to b upgraded.
KPT-8 russian thermal compaunder only and also DarMoeD`s never closes up his
computer case to easily diagnose his hardware and plug/unplug HDDrives.
He seats in a comfortable office style chair and i guess his ass feels good:).
Teams history: By DarMoeD:
At first I was in one team with EzhikuS. The team name was Speedy Buzzers. But then he stopped playing so the team ended it`s existence. Next team I entered was JAPS - we got fun making levels, but then i understood that i play levels better than i draw them and quit. After some time of loneless i was invited to the Brotherhood of Speed [BOS]. Olli helped me much in my internal enhancing. But at time not so long ago we - in Russia - decided to make our own team - named Russian Elastomania Team [RET]. So, now i`am playing for my country as a real patriot :) but now i quit them, so have no team...